A random group of people had decided to organise a record breaking even with the Tate modern. The idea was to get as many people a possible to slide down Carsten Holler’s Slides dressed as Santa Clause. I decided to join in only as Miss Vagina Santa rather than a regular Mrs Clause. I couldn’t fit Miss Vagina Head down the slide in the end so instead I mingled with other Santas and joined in with Christmas carols.

After the Santa sliding I decided to continue with my performance as Miss Vagina Head minus the Santa outfit outside the South Bank and over the millennium bridge during the Christmas markets where I got a lot of attention from young children who were swiftly told by their parents that I was dressed as a christmas turkey or a rather unusual looking octopus.